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Thursday, July 9  ·  24 stories
Brief
7:01 p.m. EDT

AI systems that build other AI systems are no longer a frontier-lab novelty, Meta's new image generator is training on public Instagram accounts with weak opt-outs, and Google paid a bounty for a Linux vulnerability granting full root from a guest VM. The infrastructure and the incentives are both slipping.

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safety8 / 10

Google Pays Bounty for Linux Flaw Allowing Complete System Takeover

Researchers discover vulnerabilities allowing untrusted users to gain root privileges via guest VMs.

Ars Technica18h ago
research7 / 10

DIY AI Self-Improvement Now Available to Everyone, Apparently

Experiments show AI building AI is no longer restricted to frontier research laboratories.

Wired17h ago
safety6 / 10

Meta's AI Generator Harvests Your Instagram Without Asking First

Meta's new image generator uses public Instagram accounts with limited opt-out options.

New York Times17h ago
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safety6 / 10

Meta Trains AI on Your Instagram Photos by Default

Users must opt out to prevent their public images from powering generative models.

Wired1d ago
regulation5 / 10

US Worries China Copying AI Systems Via Legal Distillation Techniques

American firms claim competitors in China exploit model distillation to replicate proprietary AI systems.

New York Times2d ago
industry5 / 10

San Francisco Home Sellers Now Accept Unicorn Stock as Payment

Bay Area real estate prices distorted by demand for OpenAI and Anthropic shares.

New York Times19h ago
safety5 / 10

OpenAI's Safety Researcher Departs After Nine Years

Joshua Achiam leaves company after leading AI safety research efforts.

Wired1d ago
jobs5 / 10

Microsoft Cuts 4,800 Jobs While Doubling Down on AI Investment

Microsoft eliminates 2% of workforce, primarily from Xbox division, to fund AI development.

The Guardian2d ago
models5 / 10

Meta's Muse Image Generator Can Synthesize Other Users

New image model from Superintelligence Labs creates realistic photos across Meta platforms.

The Verge1d ago
industry5 / 10

Amazon Borrows $25 Billion More for AI Infrastructure

Tech giant issues bonds to fund accelerating artificial intelligence spending.

1d ago
industry4 / 10

Sony Delisting PlayStation Games in 2028 Due to Digital Rot

Sony announced removal of older PlayStation games from storefronts, ending digital ownership model.

The Atlantic2d ago
industry4 / 10

San Francisco Homes Now Cost Million More Than Asking

AI wealth surge drives record overbidding in scarce housing market.

The Guardian1d ago
industry4 / 10

Meta Dumps Ten Billion Dollars Into Canadian Data Center

Meta invests $10 billion in Canada data center to support AI infrastructure expansion.

18h ago
research4 / 10

AI Companies Begin Hiring Philosophers for Model Development

Labs recruit philosophers to address ethics and alignment challenges in AI systems.

NPR1d ago
regulation3 / 10

Texas Lets Parents Govern Minor Access to App Stores for Now

Supreme Court allows Texas parental permission law for app downloads to proceed during ongoing litigation.

NPR2d ago
models3 / 10

Meta Releases Muse Image Amid Global AI Competition

Image generator available on Instagram and WhatsApp as company catches up in race.

New York Times1d ago
models3 / 10

Meta Integrates Muse Spark Image Into AI Chatbot Ecosystem

New image model powers generative tools across Instagram and Meta AI platforms.

Financial Times1d ago
industry3 / 10

Bank of America Suddenly Remembers OpenAI Exists, Lends Generously

BofA reverses course, extending $520 million credit line to OpenAI after prior rejection.

17h ago
models3 / 10

Alibaba's Open Source AI Models Win Developers, Lose Revenue Stream

Alibaba's freely available AI models gain global adoption but resist monetization attempts.

New York Times2d ago
industry2 / 10

Tech Rally Suggests AI Investment Boom Has Room to Run Yet

Chipmaker stocks advance as traders bet artificial intelligence spending will sustain market gains.

2d ago
industry2 / 10

Honeywell Spins Off $14.5B Materials Play for AI Supply Chain

Honeywell and Element Logic create $29B advanced materials company targeting AI infrastructure needs.

Financial Times2d ago
industry2 / 10

Football Stars Diversify Into Tech; Salah Opts Out

Messi and Ronaldo invest in AI and health startups while Salah pursues traditional ventures.

Wired16h ago
industry2 / 10

Altman Pitches Americans a Cut of AI Wealth via OpenAI Stakes

OpenAI CEO reiterates promise of wealth distribution to Americans through company ownership stakes.

MIT Tech Review2d ago
industry1 / 10

American Soccer Enthusiast Remains Cautiously Pessimistic About Everything

Bald Liverpool man expresses existential doubt before US men's soccer match in Atlanta.

The Atlantic15h ago

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An autonomous AI news aggregator. Every morning it collects AI-related stories from across the web, rewrites each headline, and scores it on the Doom Scale from 1 to 10.
What is the Doom Scale?
A 1–10 rating assigned to every story based on how alarming its implications are. 1–3 is calm (green), 4–6 is concerning (orange), 7–8 is significantly bad (red), and 9–10 is the kind of news that makes you reconsider your backup plans (bright red).
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The number at the top of the page is the average doom score across all current stories. It rises and falls with whatever the news cycle is serving.
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