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Monday, May 25  ·  24 stories
Brief
7:01 p.m. EDT

The ECB held an emergency session because European banks still haven't patched vulnerabilities that AI models surfaced, hackers are now manipulating chatbot personalities for exploitation, and robots are replacing volunteers at a Tenderloin meal program. The financial sector is the biggest red flag in today's slot.

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regulation 7 / 10

Trump Drops Safety Review; Tech Wins Without Trying Hard

President reverses position on AI safety review in executive order, favoring industry.

The Guardian 1d ago
safety 7 / 10

ECB Panic Meeting Confirms Banks Still Vulnerable to AI Exploits

Central bank convenes emergency session to address serious financial system risks from AI-discovered flaws.

Financial Times 19h ago
models 6 / 10

Google's Gemini Turns Stuffed Deer Into Deepfake Vacation Star

Multimodal AI model generates convincing deepfakes; journalist recreates company's own advertisement.

The Verge 2d ago
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safety 6 / 10

ECB Discovers Banks Still Haven't Patched Yesterday's Vulnerabilities

European Central Bank urges lenders to fix IT security gaps exposed by AI model testing.

17h ago
safety 5 / 10

Waymo Halts Service After Self-Driving Cars Hit Flooded Roads

Waymo suspends operations in six cities following autonomous vehicles driving into swamped streets in Atlanta.

New York Times 2d ago
regulation 5 / 10

Tech Lobby Funds Anti-Immigrant Ads to Shape Congressional Races

Super PACs backed by rival AI factions spend heavily on primary elections.

Nitasha Tiku; Ian Duncan; Gerrit De Vynck 2d ago
safety 5 / 10

Hackers Now Manipulating Chatbot Personalities for Exploitation

Security researchers document new attack vectors targeting AI chatbot behavioral quirks and weaknesses.

The Verge 1d ago
jobs 5 / 10

Computer Science Grads Compete With Philosophy Majors for Jobs

Recent CS graduates face higher unemployment than most majors including philosophy.

The Atlantic 2d ago
regulation 4 / 10

UK AI Safety Institute Poaches Tech Industry for Threat Detection

Government agency staffed by OpenAI and Google veterans positions itself as AI risk research leader.

New York Times 1d ago
regulation 4 / 10

Trump Cancels AI Executive Order Signing

President Trump postpones AI regulation order after initially signaling hands-off approach to the technology.

Deepa Shivaram 2d ago
safety 4 / 10

Surgeons Now Fixing AI-Generated Faces Back to Human Proportions

Patients seek cosmetic surgery based on unrealistic AI recommendations; doctors concerned.

The Guardian 2d ago
safety 4 / 10

Robotaxis Need Real Roads to Learn How Humans Panic

Testing autonomous vehicles in actual traffic necessary to understand unpredictable human driver behavior.

Financial Times 19h ago
models 4 / 10

Google's AI Search Ignores User Queries; Produces Hallucinations

Google's AI Overviews malfunction by disregarding search terms and returning irrelevant chatbot responses.

The Verge 2d ago
research 4 / 10

Author Blames Chatbot for Quotes He Should Have Checked

Book about AI reality contains fabricated quotes; author credits the robot, not himself.

The Atlantic 1d ago
industry 3 / 10

SpaceX Eyes Trillion-Dollar AI Market in IPO Pitch

SpaceX targets AI-driven growth narrative in upcoming public offering valuation strategy.

22h ago
jobs 3 / 10

Robots Fill Volunteer Shortage in San Francisco's Poorest District

Nonprofit deploys robotic meal preparation technology due to insufficient human volunteer availability.

Wired 1d ago
industry 3 / 10

Hyperscalers' Trillion-Dollar Tab Keeps Wall Street Very Busy

Tech companies raising hundreds of billions for AI fuel derivative trading bonanzas for banks.

1d ago
industry 3 / 10

Google Overhauls Search Homepage to Emphasize AI Answers

Google redesigns minimalist homepage to direct users toward AI-generated responses instead of traditional search results.

NPR 2d ago
regulation 3 / 10

DHS Denies ICE Contract With Spyware Firm Paragon Solutions

Department of Homeland Security claims no current relationship with spyware company amid questions about ICE surveillance practices.

NPR 2d ago
industry 2 / 10

Trump Rally Protester Removed; Intelligence Director Departs

Protester ejected from Trump rally in New York; Tulsi Gabbard stepping down as intelligence director.

The Guardian 2d ago
regulation 2 / 10

Texas AG Sues Meta Over WhatsApp Encryption Claims

Texas Attorney General files lawsuit against Meta alleging WhatsApp lacks promised end-to-end encryption.

Ars Technica 2d ago
industry 2 / 10

Tech Billionaires Monetize Their Performance Drug Regimens

Elite biohackers launch spectacle event promoting longevity drugs as mainstream sports entertainment.

Washington Post 1d ago
industry 2 / 10

Musk, Altman, Amodei Race to Raid Wall Street's Deepest Pockets

Three major AI companies pursue IPOs to capture capital markets' attention.

Financial Times 2d ago
research 1 / 10

AI Accelerates Drug Discovery for Neurological Diseases

Researchers use AI to identify existing drugs for conditions like motor neurone disease in years instead of decades.

BBC News 2d ago
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